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NEW: Youth + Toddler City Skylines
Made & printed in the US of A

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LITTLE MIDWESTERNERS.
BIG OPINIONS.

City Skylines are now available for youth and toddlers. Shop All
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Kids For the Littles Chicago. Indianapolis. Milwaukee. St. Louis.
Same hometown pride, now sized for the next generation. Love Your Town We Probably Made One For Yours! Funny shirts for Midwest towns
people usually forget to put on shirts Find your town!

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Do you have any ideahow hard that is to do?

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FRONTPAGE - Hero 01 - Football Party CHI
Game Day
Your City
Game Day Colors
Hometown skyline designs for the season when everybody suddenly owns the same colors.
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FRONTPAGE - Hero 02 - Tailgate IND
CAMPUS PRIDE
School Colors
Look Better
on a Skyline
College-inspired colorways built around the places you call home.
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FRONTPAGE - Hero 03 - Arcade MKE
YOUTH + TODDLER
Little Midwesterners.
Big Opinions.
Hometown shirts for the next generation.
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FRONTPAGE - Hero 04 - Lotsa Shirts
HYPERLOCAL
Yep. We Made a Shirt
About That Place.
Find your hometown...or somebody else's.
FIND YOUR TOWN

RIGHT NOW IN THE MIDWEST

FALL FAVORITES

School's back. Games are on. It's still technically T-shirt weather.

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CITY SKYLINES SQUARED

YOUR CITY, SQUARED.

Familiar skylines. Three different ways to make them yours.

Flag Edition

Local identity, built right into the skyline.

City, American and Pride-inspired flag treatments bring familiar architecture to life.

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Campus Pride

Your skyline in classic campus colors.

A hometown take on the colors that show up every fall.

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FAN EDITION

Your skyline in game-day colors.

Because sometimes everybody in town knows exactly what colors they should wear.

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Milwaukee
Chicago
Indianapolis
St. Louis

NEW FOR SMALLER HUMANS

The next generation of Midwesterners

Same hometown pride. Less surface area.

Our City Skylines Squared collection now comes in youth and toddler sizes, with hometown designs for Chicago, Indianapolis, Milwaukee and St. Louis.

Made for the next generation of Midwesterners — whether they’re already picking favorite colors, learning their skyline, or mostly concerned about what happened to their snack.

Our youth and toddler City Skylines are printed on American-made Royal Apparel tees for softness, comfort, plenty of everyday wear, and ethics.

Designed in the Midwest. Made and printed in the US of A.

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Milwaukee | Chicago | Indianapolis | St. Louis

THE STUFF YOU DIDN'T COME HERE LOOKING FOR

THE NEATEST IN THE MIDWEST

Weird locals, questionable jokes and things you didn't know you needed on a shirt.

Find Your Stuff Real Quick

Find your city, rep your state, or wander into whatever collection sounds interesting.

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What's Our Deal?

Designed in the Midwest. Made and Printed in the US of A.

We’re Metzger & Sons: We make shirts about Midwest cities, hometown quirks, questionable geography and the stuff people around here just understand.

We design our stuff in the Midwest and seek out American-made apparel for the products we sell.

This is because Metzger doesn’t want his name printed on garments made in sweatshops. He’s picky like that.

And when we say something is Made in the USA, we mean the garment, not just the printing.

Also, we have some strong opinions about lakes.

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