This Pekin, Illinois t-shirt brings a classic childhood myth to life with a simple, clever design that locals instantly recognize. It’s nostalgic, slightly absurd, and exactly the kind of joke that never really goes away.

Clean and easy to wear, it’s perfect for anyone who grew up hearing it—or still tells it.

Printed on a premium, USA-made cotton t-shirt with a soft feel and classic fit, it’s built for comfort and everyday wear.

Why people love it:

• Nostalgic, hyper-local humor

• Simple, bold design with broad appeal

• Great gift for Pekin locals and former residents

• Made and assembled in the USA

Dig deep enough and you’ll get it.