Ankeny Iowa Shirt – Everything’s New Here T-Shirt (Funny Suburb Tee)
Runs true to size. Between sizes? Size up for a looser fit.
Midwest-tested. Local-approved.
$28.99
Blink and there’s a new development.
✔ Flat $5 Shipping — No surprises
✔ Made & Printed in the USA on premium tees
✔ Easy exchanges if you get a bum product
Ankeny is growing fast—and somehow everything still feels brand new. New schools, new neighborhoods, new everything… and at least three new places to get coffee you haven’t tried yet.
This shirt captures that fresh-out-of-the-box energy with a clean design and just enough sarcasm to keep it honest.
Perfect for:
- Ankeny locals (past and present)
- People who remember “before all this”
- Anyone living in America’s fastest-growing “wait, wasn’t that a field?” towns
Because if it feels new, it probably is.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 26.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
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