If you know the Quad Cities, you know the joke—and if you don’t… well, Bettendorf residents will be happy to explain it.
This shirt leans all the way in with a bold, tongue-in-cheek take that’s equal parts pride and rivalry. Clean design, strong opinion.
Perfect for:
- Bettendorf locals
- Quad Cities natives with a favorite side
- Anyone who enjoys a little regional trash talk
Wear it carefully. Or don’t.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 26.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
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