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Ames Iowa Shirt – Probably an Engineer T-Shirt (Funny College Town Tee)

Runs true to size. Between sizes? Size up for a looser fit.

Midwest-tested. Local-approved.

$28.99

If you’ve spent any time in Ames, you already know the odds.

 

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Between the university, late nights in the lab, and a suspicious number of people who can fix things you didn’t even know were broken… yeah—probably an engineer.

This shirt leans into that reality with a clean, vintage-inspired Iowa outline and a knowing wink that lands somewhere between pride and self-awareness.

Perfect for:

  • University students and alumni
  • Engineers (actual or honorary)
  • Anyone who’s ever said “it depends” and meant it

Wear it to class, the bar, or anywhere someone might ask what you do—and immediately regret it.

SMLXL2XL3XL
Width, in18.0020.0022.0024.0026.0028.00
Length, in26.0028.0029.0030.0031.0032.00

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