If you know the Quad Cities, you know the joke—and if you don’t… well, Bettendorf residents will be happy to explain it.

This shirt leans all the way in with a bold, tongue-in-cheek take that’s equal parts pride and rivalry. Clean design, strong opinion.

Perfect for:

• Bettendorf locals
• Quad Cities natives with a favorite side
• Anyone who enjoys a little regional trash talk

Wear it carefully. Or don’t.